How dogs and cats think.

• Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God.
• Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God.

Does anyone else find it hard to breathe, when they think about breathing?

Before you speak,
Listen!

Before you write,
Think!

Before you quit,
Try!

Before you crap,
Look for toilet paper!

What do you think of this poster? Uhmm, yeah it seems… nice.

I think I’m gonna take a hot shower.
It’s a normal shower but with me in it.

Today was my English exam, it was okay but I could not answer the past tense of “think”. So I thought and thought and finally wrote, “thunk”.

It is so easy to be wise… Just think of something stupid then don’t say it.

by Lion Stuff it meant eating a squirrel.