Imagine Me And You

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

• Girl: Will you remember me?
• Boy: Yes.
• Girl: In a minute?
• Boy: Yes.
• Girl: In an hour?
• Boy: Yes.
• Girl: In a day?
• Boy: Yes.
• Girl: In a week?
• Boy: Yes.
• Girl: In a year?
• Boy: Yes.
• Girl: I don't think you will.
• Boy: Of course I will.
• Girl: Knock, knock
• Boy: Who's there?
• Girl: See! You already forgot!

How is it that I can remember words to a song from years ago but I can’t remember what the fuck I went into this room for?

Floppy effin Disc y’all. Before the flash drive, this used to be the shit and it doesn’t even carry 5mb of memory.

We are Best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… After i finish laughing.

The Rockies

• Johnny: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
• Mother: Well next time remember where you put your things!