I was more concerned about the fact that his eyebrows float.
Mindfucked. Took me a while to figure it out.
I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head but the other person doesn’t follow the script.
There’s nothing more annoying than having a song stuck in your head that you don’t know all the words to.
Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
What kind of ridiculous designer turban was he wearing?
- Johnny: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?
- Tom: Get it off!
- Johnny: Can't, it's your head.
If you get caught sleeping at work, No worries, just slowly raise your head up and say “In Jesus name, Amen”.
My Dad once told me Arnold’s grandpa is a dickhead, now I get it.