The Best Of Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
When a girl is in love…
Nobody knows it except the girl.
When a guy is in love…
Everybody knows it except the girl.
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Bastard.
He’s Just Not That Into You
and the same shoes too!
A guy gets home early from work
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
‘What’s up?’ he says.
‘I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing. his four-year-old son comes up and says,
`Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your wardrobe and he’s got no clothes on!’
So I was in an elevator and this guy in the back said: “Im sure you`re all wondering why I gathered you all here.” Scared the hell out of us.
This guy takes Photobombing to a higher level.