This is so accurate.
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
I want to be in that room!
The Hungover Games
- Cop: "What's in the bottle?"
- Me: "It's water."
- Cop: "This is wine."
- Me: "What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"
Plus you’re good a singer too!
- Friend: I still have hangover from last night.
- Me: Dude, you were so drunk last night.
- Friend: How drunk?
- Me: Well you were in my closet for five hours screaming "Where's Narnia?!"
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.