This is so accurate.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I want to be in that room!

The Hungover Games

• Cop: "What's in the bottle?"
• Me: "It's water."
• Cop: "This is wine."
• Me: "What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"

Plus you’re good a singer too!

Hangover

• Friend: I still have hangover from last night.
• Me: Dude, you were so drunk last night.
• Friend: How drunk?
• Me: Well you were in my closet for five hours screaming "Where's Narnia?!"

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.