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A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

  • Teacher: So kids what have you done over the weekend.
  • Chris: I went to visit my Nana.
  • Teacher: No, you went to visit your Grandmother. How about you Mitchell, What have you done?
  • Mitchell: I took a ride on a choo-choo.
  • Teacher: No, you took a ride on a train. Your next Johnny and remember use big people words!
  • Johnny: I read a book.
  • Teacher: That's wonderful. What book did you read?
  • Johnny: Winnie The Shit.
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