Jimmy Carr

Cassette tape and pencil. Our children will never know the link between the two.

and they are like,  ♪ I’m so 3008 and you’re so 2000 and late ♪

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

• Teacher: So kids what have you done over the weekend.
• Chris: I went to visit my Nana.
• Teacher: No, you went to visit your Grandmother. How about you Mitchell, What have you done?
• Mitchell: I took a ride on a choo-choo.
• Teacher: No, you took a ride on a train. Your next Johnny and remember use big people words!
• Johnny: I read a book.
• Teacher: That's wonderful. What book did you read?
• Johnny: Winnie The Shit.

This will be the end of The Internet.

Pika!