On Second Thought (Kokology #46)

It’s not easy to make up a story, it’s a chore to make up the bed in the guestroom, and it takes patience and forgiveness to make up after a fight, but sometimes the hardest thing to make up is your mind. Get ready to be decisive, because in this next scenario we’re going to ask you to do just that.

You’re seated in a quiet diner. You flip open the menu and are pondering your selection when the waitress arrives and asks if you’re ready to order. Without thinking, you order a sandwich and a cup of coffee. But after she leaves, it comes to you— you’re in the mood for hot chocolate, not coffee! What do you do next?

1. Keep looking through the menu and thinking about how good some hot cocoa would taste.

2. Look around to see if the waitress is going to come back.

3. Get up and find the waitress so you can change your order.

4. Give up and just wait for the coffee.

Answer Key

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact’s names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I’m talking to. I’ve been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML.

These Rules should just replace the wedding vows because “the game” pretty much starts from there.

Title: One Day

Artist: Matisyahu

Sometimes I lay
Under the moon
And thank God I’m breathing
Then I pray
Don’t take me soon
Cause I’m here for a reason
Sometimes in my tears I drown
But I never let it get me down
So when negativity surrounds
I know some day it’ll all turn around
Because
All my live I’ve been waiting for
I’ve been praying for
For the people to say
That we dont wanna fight no more
They’ll be no more wars
And our children will play
One day [x6]
It’s not about
Win or lose
Because we all lose
When they feed on the souls of the innocent
Blood drenched pavement
Keep on moving though the waters stay raging
In this maze you can lose your way (your way)
It might drive you crazy but dont let it faze you no way (no way)
Sometimes in my tears I drown
But I never let it get me down
So my negativity surrounds
I know some day it’ll all turn around
Because
All my live I’ve been waiting for
I’ve been praying for
For the people to say
That we dont wanna fight no more
They’ll be no more wars
And our children will play
One day [x6]
One day this all will change
Treat people the same
Stop with the violence
Down the the hate
One day we’ll all be free
And proud to be
Under the same sun
Singing songs of freedom like
One day [x2]
All my live I’ve been waiting for
I’ve been praying for
For the people to say
That we don’t wanna fight no more
They’ll be no more wars
And our children will play
One day [x6]
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh