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Dear Friend,
Please stop tagging me in the pictures where I look like I’m on drugs.
Sincerely,
Annoyed
April 2011
241 posts
A boy was flirting with a girl in an online chat room
- Boy: Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together.
- Girl: Look underneath that, it says JK.
Collide
Howie Day
Title: Collide
Artist: Howie Day
The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You’re barely waking
And I’m tangled up in you, yeah
I’m open, you’re closed
Where I follow, you’ll go
I worry I won’t see your face
Light up again
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills my mind
I somehow find you and I collide
I’m quiet you know
You make a first impression
I’ve found I’m scared to know
I’m always on your mind
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the stars refuse to shine
Out of the back you fall in time
I somehow find you and I collide
Don’t stop here
I lost my place
I’m close behind
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills your mind
You finally find you and I collide
You finally find you and I collide
You finally find you and I collide
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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut!
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
The Lifeguard told the mother to make her young son to stop urinating in the pool
- Mother: Everybody knows, that from time to time young children will urinate in the pool.
- Lifeguard: Oh really? from the diving board!?!?
You Be The Judge (Kokology #28)
The bang of the gavel, the slick attorneys matching wits, the hush that descends as the verdict is read— there are few movie settings more dramatic than a courtroom. It’s a suspense-filled battle of intellects in which the line between right and wrong is often blurred and the link between law and justice can get lost in the scuffle.
If you were an actor playing in a courtroom drama, which of the following characters would you see yourself portraying?
1. The lawyer.
2. The detective.
3. The accused.
4. The witness.
Answer Key
“Fucking” is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes absofuckinglute sense.”
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Some Seriously Cool Anagrams
- PRINCESS DIANA: END IS A CAR SPIN
- ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER
- DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT
- THE EYES: THEY SEE
- A DECIMAL POINT: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
- MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER
Boulevard of Broken Dreams (acoustic)
Green Day
Title: Boulevard of Broken Dreams (acoustic)
Artist: Green Day
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don’t know where it goes
But it’s home to me and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I’m the only one and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a…
My shadow’s the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart’s the only thing that’s beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
‘Til then I walk alone
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah
I’m walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What’s fucked up and everything’s alright
Check my vital signs
To know I’m still alive and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a…
My shadow’s the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart’s the only thing that’s beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
‘Til then I walk alone
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah
I walk alone
I walk a…
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I’m the only one and I walk a…
My shadow’s the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart’s the only thing that’s beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
‘Til then I walk alone…
